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Fall of the Cartoon Empire

Post  SSJ mike on Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:53 pm

Fall of the Cartoon Empire
Episode One

An empire cannot exist without its lands. A king cannot live without his subjects. That is the divine law of monarchy, the basis of all kind. Nothing can exist without a power of authority… That holds true, even with our abstract concept of thought and opinion.

Glazing over a city hangs a lazy sun and endless sky, watching everything under it. Happiness and peace plaster every corner of the civilization, tucking it neatly under its warm covers. Many adults and children of all sizes go about their everyday lives. Well, that is, if you can consider cartoon life normal…

Characters of the cartoon universe run rampant, doing what they did best: Satisfy and humor the younglings of others. To be loved by many was the great goal of all cartoons; to become the greatest cartoon was their greatest dream. Only few were close to tasting this title; even fewer held the title even now. Anime and cartoons such as Astro Boy, Looney Tunes and Spongebob Squarepants possess the glory of all-time favorites of the ones they called the Allmights.

But these toons would soon become the spearhead in the great war that was soon to come, a war unlike the 8-Bit Wars, the Era of the Sixteen Provinces, or even the Anime Battles…

No, this was to be a conflict like no other…one that the likes of the Eds had not yet seen…

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An Unkowing Society

Post  SSJ mike on Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:51 pm

All was peaceful in Rathnik Avenue, Chase and Bowen racing the other Cul-De-Sac Saiyans, Edd and Eddy sparring with Zach and Corey. Urik was meditating off in the distance, the Sonic Team sparring with the Mario Team. Michael, Ed and Drew were taking turns playing Super Castlevania IV on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. The ---'s stood for the current health meter, while the ////'s stood for lost life segments.

Player Health: ---------//////

Enemy Health: ----------////

Soon enough Drew beat the fourth level boss and all three cheered and whooped. Soon enough they got bored and began to play Modern Warfare 2 on the Playstation 3. Yes, all would be peaceful and joyous. At least, before three suspicious looking characters wandered into the venue.

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Re: Fall of the Cartoon Empire

Post  SSJ mike on Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:57 pm

??????: Huh. So this is where the world of Ed, Edd n' Eddy is situated. This will serve nicely for the background in MY series.

A small flaming haired boy said. He was dressed in a blue short sleeved jacket, under it was a black T-shirt laced with nuclear symbol at its stomach area and barf-green pants.

??????: Aw, I was hoping for it would have Candied Island... ADVENTURE!

Said another young boy, this time dressed in sailor apparel and plastering a goofy smile on his face.

??????: I wonder if they have any Sneeze Burgers... Ahhhh...Sneeze Burgers...

An overweight purple animal said, drooling. He wore a large purple cap, with two sections sticking straight out, and a purple apprentice mage robe.

The three strange characters made their way to the circle of houses, ready to take this land...

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Re: Fall of the Cartoon Empire

Post  SSJ mike on Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:20 am

The flaming haired boy kicked over one of the trash cans to get the attention of the Saiyans, Animals, and Humans. Everyone stared at them while the flaming haired kid put his foot on the trash can.

??????: This place... now belongs to us! So give us all your snacks and sugary stuff!

He said this as he popped open a bottle labeled "Red Gush" and glugged it down.

??????: Noods, attack! Oooh! Snownut!

The purple creature screamed with glee as he picked up a white frosted donut, took a bite, and turned into a giant ice glacier. All this happened while little white faceless people marched toward the Avenue, carrying multicolored rifle shaped weapons...

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A Skirmish On Rathnik Street

Post  SSJ mike on Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:54 pm

Soon enough, their weapons were fired, and out came large multicolored blobs that exploded like fireworks. The heroes prepared to beat back these soulless menaces.

In Ed's house, Drew, Michael and Ed hear the commotion while playing Dynasty Warriors 3 for the Playstation 2. It didn't take long for them to realize they were under attack. Michael and Drew flew out the windows, while Ed simply began to garb himself with game consoles and accessories.

Ed: Always take precautions, just like that angry guy who plays crappy games...

Ed flew out with his NES chest plates, Floor Pad Cape, Power Glove Gauntlets, Laser Sight Headgear, NES Powerscope and Zapper, and Nintendo Wii Remote with Sword Extension.

Ed came out and the battle finally began...
______________________________________________________________________________
[Battle!]
______________________________________________________________________________
Edd: Health-10000/10000 Ki-23400/23400 Action:----____
Ed: Health-20000/20000 Ki-16000/16000 Action:---_____
Eddy: Health-14000/14000 Ki-19000/19000 Action:------_
______________________________________________________________________________
[Eddy] --> Attack [What will Eddy do?] [Health-20000/20000]
Item
Special
Defend
_______________________________________________________________________________
[Eddy]>[Attack]
Punch Combo 10 Ki Push 20 Speed Up 30
Kick Combo 10 Sword Attack 35
Headbutt 15 --> Ki Blast 30
_______________________________________________________________________________

[Eddy used Ki Blast!]
_______________________________________________________________________________

Eddy charged up a blue colored energy ball and threw it toward the enemy and took out two of them.
________________________________________________________________________________
[68 damage to Nood A!]
[90 damage to Nood B!]
________________________________________________________________________________[Nood B was defeated!]
________________________________________________________________________________

Eddy: Eat that, you motherf--king b--ches!!!



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Re: Fall of the Cartoon Empire

Post  SSJ mike on Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:23 pm

Edd: Life (---------------) 10000/10000
Ki (----------------------) 23400/23400
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Special Move: Super Masenko 3000
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Edd: Life (---------------) 10000/10000
Ki (------------------____) 20400/23400
_______________________________________________________________________________

Edd: Get ready...!

Edd puts his hands over his hand, his left hand behind his right. A large yellow light was produced as soon as he focused his energy. Then he let loose his arms, the energy flying toward more Noods. A whole group of them was annhilated.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Edd: Life (---------------) 10000/10000
Ki (------------------____) 20400/ 23400
Chain Combo
22 Great!
______________________________________________________________________

Then it was Ed's turn, and he grinned as he prepared his move.

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Re: Fall of the Cartoon Empire

Post  SSJ mike on Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:06 pm

--> Ed: Ki Blast: 100/100 Super Punch: 50/50 Sphere of the Sphinx: 4000/4000
Kamehameha: 3500/3500 -->Kamikaze Ghost Attack: 7000/7000


HEALTH: 10000/10000 KI: 23400/23400 ATK: 12000 DEF: 5000
POWER LEVEL: 10000 CURRENT FORM: Base
ITEMS Gravy Buttered Toast: 21 XXXXL Pizza: 12 Jawbreaker: 16 Senzu Bean: 5
_______________________________________________________________________________

Ed> Techniques> Kamehameha 3500
Ki after usage: 19900
_______________________________________________________________________________

Ed's power level has increased: 10000 > 20000
_______________________________________________________________________________

Ed's power increased, as his aura manifested. Ed afterward called out a chant just as his heart began pumping faster..

Ed: KAIO-KEN!
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Ed transformed!
CURRENT FORM: Kaio-ken (LEVEL ONE)
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Ed put his hands on his side and began chanting.
Ed: KA...ME...HA...ME...HAAAAAAAAA!!!

He released the blue light, killing all the remaining Noods.

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Whack Your Boss

Post  SSJ mike on Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:09 pm

The three men, or boys, rather, watched with simple amusement at how easily the Eds felled their troops. The flaming haired boy brought out several weapons, the fat one threw up a giant whisk covered in spittle, the sailor hatted one screeched "ADVENTURE!" and brought out a giant candy cane...
_________________________________________________________________________________

Sonic: Health: 7000/7000 Energy: 7500/7500 Action: ---------
Luigi: Health: 7100/7100 Energy: 3000/3000 Action: ------___
Zach: Health: 14000/14000 Ki: 11000/11000 Action: -------___
_________________________________________________________________________________

Sonic: Attack Health: 7000/7000 Action: ---------
Item
-->Technique
Defend
Flee
________________________________________________________________________________

Sonic>Technique
Solo:
Axe Kick 500
Hurricane 1000
Homing Devastation 1000
Partner:
(Zach) Ki Ball Blitz 2000
-->(Luigi) Knockback Buddies 2000
(Zach) Final Earthquake 3000
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Re: Fall of the Cartoon Empire

Post  SSJ mike on Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:22 pm

Sonic curled up into his blue ball and started spinning rapidly, bouncing up in the process. Zach threw a ring of energy, increasing the spinning speed. Luigi readies his hammer as Sonic comes down...

Luigi: Here we go...

Luigi put all his strength into his swing and Sonic was launched like a cannon ball, homing in on the fat purple creature.

The flaming haired and sailor boys attempted to intervene in the line of fire, but they were whacked away like bowling pins.
________________________________________________________________________________
Press B!
________________________________________________________________________________
Luigi whacks Sonic back at the enemy, taking out the sailor boy.
________________________________________________________________________________
Press RT!
________________________________________________________________________________
Zach kicked Sonic back like a soccer ball, taking out the flaming haired boy.
________________________________________________________________________________
Press the corresponding buttons: A, B, RT, LT, X, >
________________________________________________________________________________
Zach and Luigi both whacked Sonic with full force and Sonic's spinning speed increased in such large jumps that he caught on fire and knocked away the fat purple creature.
________________________________________________________________________________
Flapjack: 10000 Damage! Health: 8000/8000 > 0/8000
Johnny Test: 9800 Damage! Health: 9000/9000 > 0/8000
Chowder: 8740 Damage! Health: 10000/10000 > 1260/10000
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Re: Fall of the Cartoon Empire

Post  SSJ mike on Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:43 pm

The two human boys were collapsed, covered in puddles of their own cartoonish blood and scratches, as the purple was on its knees and hands, unable to stand, but completely conscious.

Chowder: Darn you, vile fiends!

Michael: Fiends? You're the ones who attacked first.

Chowder: That may be true, but..uh... what was I doing again?

Everyone, even Ed, facepalms.

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Re: Fall of the Cartoon Empire

Post  SSJ mike on Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:03 pm

Edd forms a Galactic Donut around the three invaders and lifts them up.

Chowder: We'll be back! We'll be back, I tell you!

Sarah: Yeah, we've heard that cliche already, jack!

Johnny: No one beats Johnny Test at kicking butt and...gets away with kicking my butt!

Edd rolls his eyes and throws the three struggling boys into the Earth's outer mesosphere.

Flapjack: ADVEN-

Johnny: Shut up!

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Take This Ed and Throw It

Post  SSJ mike on Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:46 pm

Johnny T. : You'll never win against us the next time we meet! NEVER!

Michael: Sheesh...this kid never shuts up...

The three hostiles are hogtied together, Michael picks them up and hands them to Ed.

Michael: Let's see how your throwing arm is, Ed.

Johnny T. : W-wait! Maybe we've been a little too hasty! We can talk this out!

Edd: I'd rather not subject myself to another lengthy time of ear trauma coming from an eleven year old child...

Ed: Heave...

Ed lowers his arm back, which is holding the boys, and builds up power. As soon as he has concentrated all of his energy to its climax, he throws. The boys hurdle through the air so fast that they break the sound barrier.

Ed: HO!

Sonic: Huh... and I thought breaking Mach 1 was my thing...

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It's Going and Going...and Going...I'm Gonna Get a Snack...

Post  SSJ mike on Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:56 pm

The boys went faster and faster, and as their speed increased, so did the temperature of their bodies. Soon enough, they all lit up and became a living comet... This went on for about two minutes or so, eventually slowing to a cooldown, which came as a relief to the boys, but another concern was aroused in their minds. Would they survive the impact?

Of course, it's only natural for a cartoon to bend and break the laws of actual physics, but unfortunately, they take that god-given power in sacrifice for their own intelligence. In short, it would be dumb for a cartoon to ask such questions.

Johnny T.: Why does this remind me so much of the Fifth Element?


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Re: Fall of the Cartoon Empire

Post  SSJ mike on Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:02 pm

Soon enough, they crashed in the site of a town, which was being razed to the ground, glowing under a floating castle. Noods with CN labeled on their heads killed and ravaged innocent toons, stole and destroyed hopes of salvation. The sight was enough to make anyone horrified, even the goofiest and most hardcore people felt tints of sickness in their guts.


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